I'm taking back the word "Gay." I am rescuing this once-proud word from the stables of faggotry and bringing it out to the open again to take the place of the now maligned word "retarded." So, to be crystal clear here, Gay is the new Retarded.
So now, when somebody you know does something that's really retarded, you can say something like "Dude, seriously, that is really gay," and everybody will know you mean retarded, not homosexual. It's catching on pretty quickly, this new use for the word gay. All the coolest people are saying it.
What's happened to "retarded," you ask? It's being retired, like the word "nigger." You know how homeboys hanging around street corners call each other nigger this and nigger that and it's all good? Well, now mentally handicapped people can hang out on those same street corners and call each other retards and everybody will be cool with it. It won't be awkward at all. You can thank me later.
I can't wait for the first time I am at Ghetto Gas, filling up, buying a four-pack of the Bull and and a three-pack of Kools and some homey calls another a nigger at the counter. I will turn to them both and calmly say "gentlemen, please, such talk is totally gay." Fuck yeah!
Gay is the new retarded. Pass it on.
So now, when somebody you know does something that's really retarded, you can say something like "Dude, seriously, that is really gay," and everybody will know you mean retarded, not homosexual. It's catching on pretty quickly, this new use for the word gay. All the coolest people are saying it.
What's happened to "retarded," you ask? It's being retired, like the word "nigger." You know how homeboys hanging around street corners call each other nigger this and nigger that and it's all good? Well, now mentally handicapped people can hang out on those same street corners and call each other retards and everybody will be cool with it. It won't be awkward at all. You can thank me later.
I can't wait for the first time I am at Ghetto Gas, filling up, buying a four-pack of the Bull and and a three-pack of Kools and some homey calls another a nigger at the counter. I will turn to them both and calmly say "gentlemen, please, such talk is totally gay." Fuck yeah!
Gay is the new retarded. Pass it on.
