Danny DeVito scres the shit out of me. He's like some little garden gnome without a hat. I don't like garden gnomes because I am pretty sure they're part of Al-Qaeda.
Danny DeVito is a terrorist. There is no doubt.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
I HATE BLOGGERS
I am not even kidding. Blogging is the height of arrogance, the pennacle of self-indulgence. It's like mental masturbation for a retard who thinks anybody gives a shit about what he has to say. Which is why I am here to begin with. I am a self-admitted arrogant retard.
I have started this blog on Nov. 18, 2010. I don't plan to do much with it because I am not even kidding when I say I am lazy. But therein lies the problem. I am a lazy person with strong views -- like many, many Americans, I suspect; so though I don't often get all amped up one way or another about politics, when I do, I like to vent. And then I just slip back into my abyss of apathy and watch FOX or MSNBC until my brain turns a moldy brown. Then I take a nap. And dream about blogging.
I have started this blog on Nov. 18, 2010. I don't plan to do much with it because I am not even kidding when I say I am lazy. But therein lies the problem. I am a lazy person with strong views -- like many, many Americans, I suspect; so though I don't often get all amped up one way or another about politics, when I do, I like to vent. And then I just slip back into my abyss of apathy and watch FOX or MSNBC until my brain turns a moldy brown. Then I take a nap. And dream about blogging.
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